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Bela Talbot ([personal profile] enjoythe_ride) wrote2007-11-12 03:15 pm

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Friday I set [livejournal.com profile] det_don_flack's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Tuesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [livejournal.com profile] notantichrist (-5000 points). In June I helped [livejournal.com profile] nybard across the street (6 points). In May I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] 2ndplacebites (-10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5069 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
enjoythe_ride

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Well, really -- couldn't he wait a few million years and at least give me the diamond?