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[enjoythe_ride]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Friday I set det_don_flack's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Tuesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, notantichrist (-5000 points). In June I helped nybard across the street (6 points). In May I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for 2ndplacebites (-10 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5069 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, enjoythe_ride

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Well, really -- couldn't he wait a few million years and at least give me the diamond?