[ROTM] Who's the biggest idiot you know?

[enjoythe_ride]

For me, it usually varies by the day, but it’s usually whoever’s an stupid enough to get in my way. And their last name is usually Winchester. There’s two of them, and they drive around in a relic of a car hunting and generally doing that stupid thing that makes me feel they’re an idiot.

I guess that makes it rather clear who, don’t you?

I mean, do I really need to make a list as to why I think they’re idiots? Or can I just leave it at that and call it a night?

And while I appreciate everything you’ve done for me, lads—you’re still rather large idiots. In my personal, unbiased opinion.

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[notantichrist.livejournal.com]

And you're a family killing, pretentious bitch. Lucky for you we don't let that determine who we save.

[enjoythe_ride]

Hence why you're an idiot. A smarter man would have left me to fend for myself, and saved themselves a lot of trouble.

You're a very clever, very sweet idiot. But an idiot nonetheless.

[notantichrist.livejournal.com]

I can't argue with you there.

Of course in your scenario you'd be dead.

[enjoythe_ride]

Hell doesn't scare me so much. I know I've earned it.

[notantichrist.livejournal.com]

Like it or not that's one thing you've got in common with Winchesters.

We've got an uncanny ability to accept the fact that we're going to Hell.

[enjoythe_ride]

Talked to me when I was younger and I might not have said the same thing. But now -- it works for me.

But I know my place is going to be a luxury suite compared to what you two are getting. The bads aren't a fan of the souls of those who go after their own.

[notantichrist.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you're right.

Knowing what's ahead for me and for Dean, I'd rather have our pits in Hell than a suite. It's still Hell. No one is going to have a good time.

[enjoythe_ride]

Regardless, I'd like to make it through eternal torment without any suffering I haven't earned.

[notantichrist.livejournal.com]

And I see I figure if you're going there anyway, you might as well earn it. The way I look at it, I'll go crazy from the pain and torment in a few days and I won't know where I am or my own name, much less whether I'm in pain or not. You'll feel your lesser pain for a whole lot longer.

[enjoythe_ride]

I don't like the idea of losing my identity, regardless of how much pain I'm in, do you?

[notantichrist.livejournal.com]

In that situation, I don't think I'd mind. The important thing is that they'll always remember who I am.

[enjoythe_ride]

Your identity is your strongest asset, Sam, no matter where you are. You wouldn't be able to use it to your advantage if you don't know who you are.

[notantichrist.livejournal.com]

I guess so. I'm just not looking forward to the eternity of pain and torment that's headed my way. I wouldn't live any other way though.

[enjoythe_ride]

Neither would I, and no one is. But we do what we do best, and we deal with the consequences.

[notantichrist.livejournal.com]

Now you sound like Dad or Dean. Which...isn't really a bad thing.

[enjoythe_ride]

It's not? Weren't you just calling me a pretentious bitch earlier?

[notantichrist.livejournal.com]

Well you are but even pretentious bitches have their moments. This is obviously one of yours.

[enjoythe_ride]

Guess so.